Total Medals Earned: 160 (From 37 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,870 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (180/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/130 points)
Kill the first boss.
Defeat the first 5 bosses.
Defeat all 10 bosses.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
Medals Earned: 6/32 (60/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Death snagged you so young!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/265 points)
500 score on Easy
1000 score on Easy
25 jumps on blue platforms in a row
25 jumps on green platforms in a row
1000 score on Normal
25 jumps on red platforms in a row
15000 score on Normal
30000 score on Normal
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/460 points)
Make 5 consecutive shapes correctly
Complete the first pattern
Reach level 10
Play 3 times in a row
Make a pattern just before the times end
Reach level 15
Do one pattern in less than 1 second
Make 10 consecutive shapes correctly
Reach level 20
Make 15 consecutive shapes correctly
Like us on facebook
Score 1 million points or more
Medals Earned: 2/5 (30/280 points)
Check out the Credits page!
Go through the whole intro without skipping.
Finish the game without Lucia ever dying to traps or pits.
Finish the game!
Finish the game without ever destroying the Orb.
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 5/15 (30/325 points)
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Submit your score.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.